The CREATOR is reviewing
(kind of a mid-term thing)
He sees the Catholics
With all their ceremony
And nods saying “nice effort”
And the Baptists
With their zeal and fervor
And send forth
An approving chuckle
Then the Pentecostals
The serpents
And he kind of shakes his head
And says “maybe trying a lil too hard”
The Lutherans
“Moderation,” he muses
“Could do a lot worse”
But he saves his best
His omniscient best
And decides his thought is true
He smiles graciously
Knowing of his wisdom
And looks down on the truly blessed
The few, the very few,
That have no clue.